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Marsh: The Nittany Lions are undefeated through five games. And that's all for sports so mash the potatoes, tickle your neighbor, and high five the priest.

Chuck: OK thank you for that Marsh. And now we go live to Gary who is enjoying St. Patty's Day in Germany right now. Gary?

Gary: Uh yeah. Hi Chuck. There's not much going on here. As a matter of fact, I don't think anyone even knows that today is a holiday. However, I did run into David Hasselhoff. David, what have you been doing since Baywatch?

Obvious David Hasselhoff Impersonator: Well, I had a guest appearance on Boy Meets World playing Mr. Feeney's brother-in-law. Other than that, I had a brief stint on Moesha playing the stereotypical white guy from Germany.

Gary: That's interesting. And I hear now you're giving polotics a try. Is this true?

Obvious David Hasselhoff Impersonator: Actually, I'm trying to get back into the acting business now. I am preparing for a role playing the Prime Minister of Switzerland so I am running for President here in Germany. Who would've thought I'd be the leading candidate.

Gary: And what do you have planned for St. Patty's Day?

Obvious David Hasselhoff Impersonator: I plan on taking my kids here to the beach and showing them how to perfect the slow motion run. (Pans out to show young children that are obviously not this person's kids)

Gary: Well good luck to you. Chuck, this is just enriching stuff over here. Back to you in the studio.

Chuck: Say, Gary. Are you sure that was David Hasselhoff? He looks a littler different than normal.

Gary: Sure it is. You believe this guy David. He thinks your an imposter.

Obvious David Hasselhoff Impersonator #2: I like pizza.

Gary: Yes, don't we all.

Chuck: And there you have it folks. Special reports like that which make us the number three news team in the city. I'm Chuck Darling. You stay classy Buffalo.



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